FACT: It is physically impossible for asexuals to enter England.

fiveroundsrapid:

factsaboutqueers:

If a person becomes asexual while within England’s borders, they are automatically teleported to Kentucky.

MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

OR AT LEAST MY WHOLE ABROAD QUARTER

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3 months ago on February 28, 2012 at 11:55am with 497 notes
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  1. gallifreyandeerstalker reblogged this from factsaboutqueers and added:
    WHAT. BUT. THEN. WHERE WAS I WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS IN LONDON LAST YEAR? Some kind of parallel universe? Or what? Because...
  2. eternalveranai reblogged this from factsaboutqueers
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  6. pinkanberry reblogged this from factsaboutqueers and added:
    WHOOPS sucks 4 u luke
  7. soupytwists reblogged this from factsaboutqueers
  8. lonelywerewolfgirl reblogged this from factsaboutqueers and added:
    BUT…BUT… WHY?!
  9. savaka reblogged this from factsaboutqueers
  10. rosiekay227 reblogged this from archace
  11. ibelieveinjimmoriarty reblogged this from kriegspeil and added:
    If a person becomes asexual while within England’s borders, they are automatically teleported to Kentucky.
  12. delta-six reblogged this from factsaboutqueers
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  18. in-love-and-flawlessness reblogged this from savagedamsel
  19. eternal-ambivalence reblogged this from factsaboutqueers and added:
    THEY LIED TO ME??? THIS IS KENTUCKY?!
  20. knightofpinstripes reblogged this from factsaboutqueers and added:
    SHIT. Now how am I supposed...enact my master plan?
  21. resemblingbeautiful reblogged this from factsaboutqueers
  22. infinitecombinations reblogged this from space-cushion
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  26. snollygosting reblogged this from serpentspoiler and added:
    IT’S TRUE I AM CLINGING ON BY MY FINGERTIPS
  27. rottingoutmehteeth reblogged this from marisaey
  28. serpentspoiler reblogged this from kriegspeil and added:
    I’m gray-a so I only have the urge to move out of England Preferably over to Scotland or Ireland
  29. marisaey reblogged this from kriegspeil and added:
    but I’m pretty sure a good deal of kentuckians don’t even know what asexual is
  30. kriegspeil reblogged this from clockworktoast and added:
    It’s true. It’s how I’ve managed to stay here so long.
  31. calicovirus reblogged this from teazzle and added:
    GOOD THING I’M IN SCOTLAND EH
  32. clockworktoast reblogged this from victorian-witch and added:
    It’s okay. Befriend me, and my gravitational force will keep you here.
  33. teazzle reblogged this from factsaboutqueers and added:
    this is… bad news for my travel plans.